Youuuuu better not go to jail anywhere in San Francisco, yall. Notttttttt never not nan. Unless you are into that sort of thing…
Looking for a little action?
You might want to try the San Francisco County Jail’s San Bruno lockup, where authorities have installed 16 condom machines for the jail’s 750 prisoners.
The condom dispensers are the latest evolution in a safe-sex program that began in 1989, when health workers began distributing condoms to inmates as part of their counseling before they were released.
And although sex among inmates technically is illegal, the Sheriff’s Department went ahead and installed the 16 machines anyway – one for each jailhouse pod – paid for by a pair of small grants from UCSF and a Southern California nonprofit.
“It may be controversial,” Sheriff Michael Hennessey said, “but I think the larger health education message is important.“( I’m wondering if that message is hidden behind the whole all in ya booty vibe being given.” GO to jail… get some ass. Seems pretty clear to me.)
As for the chance that all those machines will actually promote jailhouse sex?
The sex already takes place, says Kate Monico Klein, who is directing the program for the city’s Public Health Department. “If (providing condoms) saves one or two lives, it’s worth it,” she said.
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Well since Craigslist has shutdown their Adult services which enabled plenty of booty ass booty time pleasures for the masses, I guess they’ve got to get their fun somehow. Hell, run a stoplight, run your mouth, get ran up all in your booty. If that’s your thing.. hey… it’s alllll yours.
Next time I roll through the Bay Area and I get into trouble…because I always do… I’m sealing my booty up with hot lead. Oh it’s gonna hurt… but I’m not down with the alternative.
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